Horse & Donkey 5 (Debutant@Work)

Horse (fresh from the pond): Hey Donkey..!!

Donkey (busy churning): Yes.

Horse (pointing forward): Can you see that?

Donkey (disturbed): That Donkey?

Horse (confused): Donkey? It’s a horse.

Donkey (confident): No. It’s a Donkey.

Horse (Double confused): Really? I think it’s a horse.

Donkey (double confident): No. It’s a Donkey.

Horse (Double confused, after some time): Really? Is it a Donkey?

Donkey (giving up): No. It’s a Horse.

Horse (jubilated): Yeah. I told you.

Donkey (with a proud grin): Does that matter??

Horse (again confused): Why?

Donkey: It’s on the same pastures.

Horse (highly confused): [Silent]

Horse & Donkey 4 (Dravid@Work)

Horse: Hey Donkey! Do you play cricket?
Donkey: No.
Horse (irritated): Why? It's such an interesting game. So much to learn from it - Planning, Strategy, Team Work, Resource Management, etc.
Donkey (calmly): Yeah.. All that is fine. Still I don't like it.
Horse (a bit more irritated): Why? Apply cricket to your day today life. It can work wonders.
Donkey (still calmly): No. I am fine being a wonder-less chap.
Horse (getting a hell lot irritated): Why are you so adamant. What's bothering you?
Donkey (bluntly): The DOT BALLS..!!