Horse: You know why I am a HORSE?
Donkey: How can I know? I am a DoNKEY..!!
Horse: Yaaa.. that's true. You are a Donkey. But, do you
know why you are a DoNKEY?
Donkey ( after hard thinking ): Yes, because you are a
HORSE..!!Thursday, October 9, 2014
Horse & Donkey - 2 (Farewells@Work)
Horse: Hey Donkey.. Where are you going?
Donkey: To the new pastures.
Horse: What's wrong with the grass out here?
Donkey (scratching his head): Don't know. It's my gut feeling that it turns horses to donkeys.
Horse: How does it matters to you. You are already a Donkey.
Donkey: Yeah.. I LOVE myself. So, why take risk??
Horse: Look at me. I am eating this grass for years. I am still a Horse.
Donkey (with a long teethed grin): REALLY..???
Donkey: To the new pastures.
Horse: What's wrong with the grass out here?
Donkey (scratching his head): Don't know. It's my gut feeling that it turns horses to donkeys.
Horse: How does it matters to you. You are already a Donkey.
Donkey: Yeah.. I LOVE myself. So, why take risk??
Horse: Look at me. I am eating this grass for years. I am still a Horse.
Donkey (with a long teethed grin): REALLY..???
Horse & Donkey - 3 (Dreamers@Work)
Horse: Hey.. I am going to join the Gym. I need to be stronger.
Donkey: But why do you need to be stronger when you THINK everyone is a donkey out here?
A Pause.
Horse: (THINKing) Yeah.. You are correct. I am already great with what I have.(Feeling triumphed)
Another Pause.
Horse: Still, I want to join the Gym. It's my dream to have those six packs, the herculean cuts and that Rambo like posture.
Donkey: I am surprised to know that you even DREAM. I have always seen you just taking long naps.
Horse: (Blushing..) Ohhh.. Please..!! You know.. A dream is an animal's biggest treasure. We should dream big (he meant - dream longggg).
Dreams are your destiny. Dreams are your fate. Dreams make you. Dreams.. Blah.. Blah.. Blah..
Donkey: (took a round of grass around him, and started chewing it)
Horse: Blah.. Blah.. Blah.. So, I mean that Dreams are like your biggest treasure. And I am on to hunt it now.
Donkey: (gobbling the grass bowl) Wow.. So, now you are going to be a great hunter. DO you know Shooting?
Horse: (a bit confused) No. I think I should join the shooting class. I need to be a sharp shooter.
Donkey: But why do you need to be a sharp shooter when you THINK everyone is a donkey around you? Moreover, you are a vegetarian.
A Pause.
Horse: (THINKing) Yeah.. You are correct. I am already good with what I know.(Feeling less triumphed)
Another Pause.
Horse: Still, I want to learn shooting. It's my dream to hit down those...Blah.. Blah.. Blah..
Donkey: (clearing off another round of grass)
Donkey: But why do you need to be stronger when you THINK everyone is a donkey out here?
A Pause.
Horse: (THINKing) Yeah.. You are correct. I am already great with what I have.(Feeling triumphed)
Another Pause.
Horse: Still, I want to join the Gym. It's my dream to have those six packs, the herculean cuts and that Rambo like posture.
Donkey: I am surprised to know that you even DREAM. I have always seen you just taking long naps.
Horse: (Blushing..) Ohhh.. Please..!! You know.. A dream is an animal's biggest treasure. We should dream big (he meant - dream longggg).
Dreams are your destiny. Dreams are your fate. Dreams make you. Dreams.. Blah.. Blah.. Blah..
Donkey: (took a round of grass around him, and started chewing it)
Horse: Blah.. Blah.. Blah.. So, I mean that Dreams are like your biggest treasure. And I am on to hunt it now.
Donkey: (gobbling the grass bowl) Wow.. So, now you are going to be a great hunter. DO you know Shooting?
Horse: (a bit confused) No. I think I should join the shooting class. I need to be a sharp shooter.
Donkey: But why do you need to be a sharp shooter when you THINK everyone is a donkey around you? Moreover, you are a vegetarian.
A Pause.
Horse: (THINKing) Yeah.. You are correct. I am already good with what I know.(Feeling less triumphed)
Another Pause.
Horse: Still, I want to learn shooting. It's my dream to hit down those...Blah.. Blah.. Blah..
Donkey: (clearing off another round of grass)
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