Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Horse & Donkey - 7 | Unicorn@Work

Horse: Yakkk.. What is that donkey doing?
Donkey: It's called skin-shedding!
Horse: What.. What? What's that?
Donkey: SKIN SHEDDING
Horse: It's looks so filthy. It's so so bad.
Donkey: Yeah. It's bad for you.
Horse: For me? What about him?
Donkey(Pointing forward): Check that out.
Horse: OMG!! It's a donkey. No. It's a Horse!!
Donkey: Watch carefully you moron. Horn upar hai.. It's  a unicorn.

Thursday, November 26, 2015

Horse & Donkey - 6 (Passion@Work)

Horse: Hey Donkey! I m going on a vacation.
Donkey (least interested): Where?
Horse (super-excited): Some adventurous place. May be white water rafting, Ladakh on bike or trekking in north-east. Why don't you come along?
Donkey (bluntly): No. Thanks.
Horse: But why are you so dull?  Don't u have passion in your life?
Donkey (with a blank look): <silence>
Horse (confused): What?
Donkey: I m scared when you talk about passion so passionately.
Horse: Why?
Donkey: Last time when you did it, I ended up grazing some extra patches of grass. And..
Horse (perplexed): And??
Donkey: And I had loose motions..!!

Friday, June 5, 2015

Horse & Donkey 5 (Debutant@Work)

Horse (fresh from the pond): Hey Donkey..!!
Donkey (busy churning): Yes.
Horse (pointing forward): Can you see that?
Donkey (disturbed): That Donkey?
Horse (confused): Donkey? It’s a horse.
Donkey (confident): No. It’s a Donkey.
Horse (Double confused): Really? I think it’s a horse.
Donkey (double confident): No. It’s a Donkey.
Horse (Double confused, after some time): Really? Is it a Donkey?
Donkey (giving up): No. It’s a Horse.
Horse (jubilated): Yeah. I told you.
Donkey (with a proud grin): Does that matter??
Horse (again confused): Why?
Donkey: It’s on the same pastures.

Horse (highly confused): [Silent]

Horse & Donkey 4 (Dravid@Work)

Horse: Hey Donkey! Do you play cricket?
Donkey: No.
Horse (irritated): Why? It's such an interesting game. So much to learn from it - Planning, Strategy, Team Work, Resource Management, etc.
Donkey (calmly): Yeah.. All that is fine. Still I don't like it.
Horse (a bit more irritated): Why? Apply cricket to your day today life. It can work wonders.
Donkey (still calmly): No. I am fine being a wonder-less chap.
Horse (getting a hell lot irritated): Why are you so adamant. What's bothering you?
Donkey (bluntly): The DOT BALLS..!!

Thursday, March 5, 2015

Happiness.. Sink In..!!

Rushing through the highway of life,
Goes past some precious moments.
Moment as great as milestones,
Moment as high as majestic thrones..
Moment that makes you,
Moment that goes on..!!

Undecided, unpredictable and undeterred,
Soft, silent and mildly uttered..
Moment that takes you to a high,
Moment that goes within..  
Happiness.. Oh dear happiness,
Sink in.. Please sink in..!!

"Nothing is permanent" as they say,
You better live the moment on your way.. 
Moment as beautiful as that of dreamy smile,
Moment that comes once in a while.
Moment that makes you strong,
Moment that makes you fragile..!!

Unannounced, unraveled and unexpected,
Alive, adorned and kindly resurrected
Moment that run through the intuition,
Moment that comes rushing in..
Happiness.. Oh dear happiness,
Sink in.. Please sink in..!!